McD’s New Toasty Chair Deal: Are You Excited?

If there’s one thing we know about video gamers, it’s that they love cutting edge and quality food.

Gamers love comfort, they love good food, they love scrutinizing the hardware they’re going to buy down to the last decimal place, and what’s better than using a dedicated food chair? After all, that was the only thing missing from our lives, comfort and food, now we have comfort merged with food.

It’s a neologism to help us understand this new offering from the gods of fast food and unfortunate whaling, McDonald’s.

The official McCripsy gaming chair is now available for McDonald’s fans

In fact, we were just waiting for something like this to be created, after all before video games, food and games were even an integral part of something like a game night, made more evident than when they went to hunting, people hunted for a game.

Although today most people don’t need to rummage and struggle for food, at least in the developed world, we are always looking for new ways to ingest games when we are at home. search for our games.

Today we can order food for our beloved twitch streamers, so why risk coke spilling on our precious keyboards and controllers, greasy fingers melted by the heat of cooling fans, or even Gaben us? preserve, from missing a Half-Life 3 Easter egg in a Valve Game, while rushing for snacks.

McDonald’s should not be left behind and other companies have jumped on the bandwagon of the colossal video game industry, never too late, better than never, I say.

And it looks like they’ve chosen to compete with other game companies where they’re best suited, obe-, I mean nibble. Or in this case, snacking on chairs. It makes sense, if you’re good at getting people to sit down and eat, then focus on that, focus on what you’re good at, that’s the only way to be successful.

And that’s exactly what they did, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the absolute food coma, The McCrispy Ultimate Gaming Chair, not to be confused with the UFC, where you have to exercise, even if it’s just your fingers.

It has a range of features your McFingers can take advantage of, such as:

  • A French fries holder
  • Two dip holders
  • A hot box for hot meals
  • Stain resistant leather for an extra sexy look
  • A phalanx of particles targeting independently, just kidding, we’re just checking to see if you’re still paying attention, and
  • As you guessed it, modular, yes you heard it right, modular armrests so you can effortlessly change food while swimming in GTA V.

For the hapless uninitiated, this pleasant luxury is not for the gambling peasant, but for the aristocratic blue blood of the game, you must participate in a raffle, a raffle prize, win, then you can taunt your salty enemies in the game, while you taunt your belly with salty fries.

Its name comes from a new burger offering in Britain by McDonald’s, called, you guessed it, The Crispy, Large and Sumptuous Chicken Burger, which incidentally fits perfectly into your food case. lounge chair.

McDonald’s has tried to indulge in gaming culture in the past, with their FaZe Clan partnership to bring you special peripherals with their Thanksgiving, Friends Game offers which you can check out in reference two if you wish it.

They added crispy chicken sandwiches with their happy peripheral meal, it could be a theme.

All we’re hoping for right now is that one of the other big players like Wendy’s or Burger King brings us a bread-encrusted laser gaming mouse and that’ll make our day, I say.

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